Bitch-Slap Warning

Was thinking back to when I had my previous theatre job and came up with this. For those of you who know me, you know which job I am referring to.
For those of you who don't, the people that were at my last theatre job were utterly two-faced. It was disgusting how bad they were.
This one is for those who have had to deal with two-faced people at work or at home.